“I’m very hungry” - The Time Traveller’s Wife, Audrey Niffenegger
“Use soft tones for regular positive feedback and harsh sounds for rare emergency conditions.” -Designing the User Interface: Strategies for Effective Human-Computer Interaction, Ben Shneiderman
RARE EMERGENCY CONDITIONS
”We negotiated a fee of one block of Dairy Milk and I went to the shops” HipsterMattic, Matt Granfield.
The lols. OMG the lols. :’D
But before you even think about making the kids a snack, priority one is turning a small area of the house into an impregnable fortress. - How to Survive a Horror Movie, by Seth Grahame-Smith.
I guess I like to take extra care we are not disturbed and/or murdered?
“100% satisfaction guaranteed”
hey it’s not my fault it was an avon catalogue
Hahaha! Okay you win.
“Offices-Serviced”. The Yellow Pages.