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likeyoudontevenknow:

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“I’m very hungry” - The Time Traveller’s Wife, Audrey Niffenegger

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“Use soft tones for regular positive feedback and harsh sounds for rare emergency conditions.” -Designing the User Interface: Strategies for Effective Human-Computer Interaction, Ben Shneiderman

RARE EMERGENCY CONDITIONS

/DYING

”We negotiated a fee of one block of Dairy Milk and I went to the shops” HipsterMattic, Matt Granfield.
The lols. OMG the lols. :’D

But before you even think about making the kids a snack, priority one is turning a small area of the house into an impregnable fortress. - How to Survive a Horror Movie, by Seth Grahame-Smith.

I guess I like to take extra care we are not disturbed and/or murdered?

“100% satisfaction guaranteed”

hey it’s not my fault it was an avon catalogue

Hahaha! Okay you win.

“Offices-Serviced”. The Yellow Pages.

Serviced, indeed.
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