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likeyoudontevenknow:

psychologicalmumbojumbo:

Um…

i would read this. but i’m too scared to google it.

I found a copy, guys. It’s more awful than you think.

“Listen,” she said, pulling my head into her lap and pressing
my ear against her vagina.

It was like listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell.
“You’re playing!” I said.
She giggled. It was all a joke.
But then I heard it …
A voice, inside of her.
I couldn’t understand the words. A woman crying, babbling
in a deranged language. Then she screamed into my ear and
I jumped out from between Stacy’s legs.

That’s on the fucking second page. In a chapter titled “Ghost Snatch”. Jesus horseradish christ.

(Source: puttingthefunbackinfuneral)